Mommy, protect me...

My checking in with Shakespeare’s Sister this week uncovered her report on a new book for children of Rush Limbaugh’s right wing: Help! Mom! Hollywood’s in my Hamper (2006).

According to Shakespeare’s Sister, DeBrecht believes that since “the liberal elites running Hollywood have no intention of ceasing their relentless attack on traditional values, [and] it's almost impossible for parents to block out all of the left-wing messages that Hollywood and its media friends are bombarding our kids with, the solution is for parents to teach their children to laugh at Hollywood and to regard celebrities as silly people.”

Seems like the whole world (well, certainly the blogsphere and world of conservative pundits) knows about DeBrecht.

Help! Mom! Hollywood is DeBrecht’s second book, her first being “the tour de force” Help! Mom! There are Liberals Under my Bed! (2005), which has been described as “a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism.”

What lesson? Well, of course, liberals will ruin your life!

“…[F]ollow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland.”

Well, all right then!